I was going to start this blog off just at the beginning of my timeline, my odd birth..but thought it wise to introduce myself first. I mean you don’t just walk up to the man behind the ice cream counter, and tell him you were molested most of your life…unless you do, then in that case, you may need more help than I can give you…sorry.

I don’t know why a man behind an ice cream counter sounded like the best opening, but now my craving for ice cream is more intense then it was before. Great.

So, some things about me…

I am pretty weird and awkward, I don’t make a whole lot of sense, but that won’t stop me from talking to you until you want to blow my head off. I have a very unique way of talking, and writing, you may notice already that I use way to may comas and say things that are pretty unnecessary and off topic. You can blame my ADHD for that, its great, I promise you will get used to it, and hopefully ignore all of the annoying things, like my husband does.

Anyway, I forgot what my point was, so let me just continue….OH, yeah i was trying to talk about myself.

I am an artist, not famous, or even known by anyone other than immediate family and friends. I usually sit in a room with a tarp that covers the floor and ceilings, windows, and anything else that may get me in trouble later…I am a very messy painter, I find paint in places paint should probably never have gotten the grand opportunity traveling to, Like my dogs beard, I still haven’t found the bright green empty tube of paint. Does that make me a bad dog mom….I checked her poop if that gives me any brownie points…gross.

I enjoy just about anything, you know those people who tell you they LOVE the outdoors, then you meet them, and they are hermits…yeah, thats me. I do love nature, and the great outdoors, its just, its winter right now, and I still haven’t been able to thaw out my feet since the first snow fall, so I just don’t go outside. Unless its to take my pup potty and to curse the snow.

I am not a good writer, you already know this, and I am sorry if you took you own personal time, to read this bunch of cliche garbage, but I do appreciate it. I have been “writing” a book for ten years now, hundreds of poor trees were wasted on my attempt to write a book about my life, so here I am being green? and making a blog. It is like my…1….2…..3rd attempt at writing one so, I mean you know what they say THIRD TIMES THE CHARM, lets hope so, cause I really don’t want to start over again.

Oh, and I’m a Photographer, so any of the photos I post are most likely my own. I normally like to credit myself, because nobody else does, so someone has to. I also don’t want anyone to steal my very armature unexcited photos. 

My sarcasm needs so much work, but hopefully you will catch on. If not, than so many will be offended and very confused. I hope that through all of the dark things I will be sharing, that you all will be able to find some humor in it. Anyway, I hope that this post compels you enough to want to come back and read what I have to say next. Enjoy a photo and a Funny Meme I found 🙂